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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-05-01 [Lust]: o.O

2006-05-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: mwaha! she did!

2006-05-01 [Kaze]: http://i3.tinypic.com/wvzlhc.jpg Don't let me near explosives. <.<;;

2006-05-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: very nice pic malve

2006-05-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: dude, i have that same damn shirt...nobody has that shirt...

2006-05-01 [Lust]: Kaze! Thats dangerious! BAD!

2006-05-02 [Malve]: mwahahah XD

2006-05-02 [Lust]: *shakes her head*

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: You have barmaid listed twice under the positions to apply for. o.o

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Eh.. Fix it yourself

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Okay. Just making a point :P And you shouldn't tell me to fix anything...I might redo everything. ::raises eyebrows mysteriously:: Only joking...I don't want to get reported XD

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Gerrs =P

2006-05-02 [Malve]: hehehe go don XD

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Lmao! I'm lazy and grumpy.. *points to her house* So work with me!

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: :P Well I'm not lazy but I am grumpy. And I knew someone was going to say "go Don" when I said that...and I have one thing to say to you "Forgive me for trying to improve upon an already great wiki -.-"

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Err..?

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Not you...[Malve].

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Ohh heh..

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: Bored...

2006-05-02 [Lust]: *pokes* Sure you are... Well you can always go and try active memebrs!

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: no pokey! *pokes

2006-05-02 [Malve]: *eats ice cream*

2006-05-02 [Lust]: *eats with her*

2006-05-02 [Malve]: which flavor do you have?

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Starts spinning in an office chair* wheeeeeeee!!!!

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Cookei dough

2006-05-02 [Malve]: I got chocolate

2006-05-02 [Lust]: Switch?

2006-05-02 [Malve]: hmmm... *looks at my ice cream* ok fine XD

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: *starts spinning really fast* how do you stop this thing!?

2006-05-02 [Lust]: *switches with her*O.o.. What thing? *eats*

2006-05-02 [Malve]: *grabs one of my cards giving it my special flick, then I stick it into the chair* easy.. mwahahaha

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: *flies out of the chair when it stops* tyhanks...

2006-05-02 [Malve]: *tosses a bucket of ice cream over to you* open.. *tosses a spoon aswell* eat

2006-05-02 [Lust]: *giggles* we are all sitting around getting fat! I like this!

2006-05-02 [Malve]: hey we ran out of spagetti... *puts the handle of the spoon in my mouth talking with it still in my mouth as if it was a cigarr* we gotta do what we gotta do

2006-05-02 [Lust]: lmao!! Yeah.. I guess so... [Blinded Seraphim] what flavour you have?

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: Rabbit tracks ^_^ my favorite

2006-05-03 [Lust]: o.O

2006-05-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: what? youve never heard of rabbit tracks?

2006-05-03 [Lust]: Nope

2006-05-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: its vanilla ice cream with little peanut butter cups shaped like rabbits and it is yummery :)

2006-05-03 [Frosty French Fry]: "Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention"............errr...umm...ya...hmm

2006-05-03 [Lust]: Yum yum! And heyyy! *hugs Matt!*

2006-05-03 [Frosty French Fry]: hey...*hugs Lynn*

2006-05-03 [Wendy]: I hope to one day become the owner of Fudge Monkeys Incorporated. We will sell monkey-shaped fudge and t-shirts.

2006-05-03 [Malve]: XD haha

2006-05-03 [Lust]: O.o

2006-05-03 [Lust]: *pokes Matt* he he he! Erm..

2006-05-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: Fudge monies incorporated...yea...

2006-05-03 [Frosty French Fry]: Why did you poke me??????  *pokes Lynn back*

2006-05-03 [Lust]: Because i can! *pokes again7

2006-05-03 [Frosty French Fry]: AHH!!!! *pokes back*

2006-05-03 [Lust]: *pokes again* he he he!

2006-05-03 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O... interesting

2006-05-03 [Malve]: *watches*

2006-05-03 [Lust]: *tackles them both down* AH HA HA!

2006-05-03 [W!ld KAT]: matt!! *tackles and hugs*

2006-05-03 [Lust]: *hugs back*

2006-05-04 [Frosty French Fry]: katy!! *falls* *hugs*

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *sh huged* i love this wiki, the ppl are so nice!! how've you been matt?

2006-05-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: i like this place too!just cause i get to talk to people as crazy as i am!

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: teen girl squad!! O.O does that include me?

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: *sits in tree*... i dont like nice people they are weird O_O

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: *knocks nick out of the tree* well, at keast i know THAT doesn't include me

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: wut u dont think your weird O_O... and im weird and nice.... MUHAHAHHA *climbs tree*.... so i guess i was lying :P

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, ur crazy,...but that's besides the point huh?

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: is their ever a point?

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: not really,...

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: exactly ;) i dont like points...they are 2....pointy O_O

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yeah,...i like chikins,....

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: i like comics

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: i like cartoons,...

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i love lamp

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, me too,...ELEPHANTE!!

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: Xmen... age of apocalypse, berserk, hellsing... mmm

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: teen girl squad, launch.com, albinoblacksheep.com

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: teen girl squad... i remember that...i frogot wut website........ homestarrunner :P

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: AoA was awwesome, wolverine, 'look, no hands!' ahh, good times...

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, crazi, i love it

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: i perfer colossus in AoA and of course Apocalypse... I also like Sabertooths look in it... and of course Magneto... is the awesome.....ahhhh sooo awesome is AoA

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!! wtf is AoA???

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: everyone in AoA looked badass. dude, in ultimate x-men, they made colossus gay, very disappointing. and i think cyclops was always gay, jean grey and cable were just coverups

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: grrr,...

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: AoA stands for Age of Apocolypse, it's an alternate reality that exists parallel to the 'normal' marvel universe, basically speaking, it's what would've happened if Apocolypse attacked 30 years sooner, and if Prof X had died before that (killed by Onslaught, i believe?)

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: Age of Apocalypse its xmen :D o i remember a comic i have that angel and wolverine are all badass. and yes cyclops was always gay and even gayer in AoA with his long hair O_O... and bishop...he is the awesome as well im actually playing xmen legends 2 age of apocalypse currently

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: kick ass, bishop was a badass! though, the baddest of the all was cable, with the technorganic virus...

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: ah, ok,...i like storm,...and uhm,..oh man, what's her name???

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: rogue, psylocke (i looove psylocke, an english girl trapped in a japanese body, nothing better...)

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: rogue!! that's it, i love her,....yeah, psylocke's great too

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: my personal favorite are Sunfire and Silver Samurai :D and yes cable is awesome... but i stil say silver samurai and sunfire... OOOO and SHatter star...all awesome :D

2006-05-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Havoc was a badass! he had such awesome powers, beat the shit out of his punk ass brother... the Phoenix arc was badass

2006-05-04 [Deadly Pacifist]: lol yes havocs brother is a punk ass. but i must be going i should go play xmen legends read some comics and draw... later

2006-05-04 [Lust]: I missed some stuff

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: so did i,...oh well,...

2006-05-04 [Chelle]: wow crazy a new don...stuff changes in the mafia fast =P

2006-05-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yup yup,...

2006-05-04 [Chelle]: thats awesome so how is every1?

2006-05-04 [Lust]: I was just called crazy.. And new? I'm like... 6 months new or so... o.O.. Dont really see how that is new.. Or am I missing something? Some one?

2006-05-04 [Malve]: no idea.. *eats apple*

2006-05-04 [Lust]: O.o

2006-05-04 [Malve]: oh I am sorry.. *hands my half eaten apple to the don* you want some?

2006-05-04 [Lust]: Its okay!

2006-05-05 [Chelle]: well when i first joined which was like not even a month ago the don was i love love...

2006-05-05 [Lust]: That was me.

2006-05-05 [Chelle]: hahaha well the sn changed =P confused me for a min lol

2006-05-05 [Lust]: I see

2006-05-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: doomy doomy doom ^_^

2006-05-06 [B-Raz]: i'm back for another three days lol

2006-05-06 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *tackles b*

2006-05-06 [Frosty French Fry]: ................

2006-05-06 [W!ld KAT]: matt!! *tackles and huggles*

2006-05-06 [Frosty French Fry]: ugh.....*hugs*....im actually leaving right now...I feel like shit and I have to drive 3 hours in the morning...

2006-05-06 [W!ld KAT]: i'm sory, i have to take the SAT's g'night and wish me luck *hugs agin*

2006-05-06 [Frosty French Fry]: g'night and good luck...

2006-05-06 [W!ld KAT]: thanks hun

2006-05-06 [B-Raz]: I wish you luck to

2006-05-06 [itweetinHEELS]: haha hey guys

2006-05-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: BURRRRRRRRP!

2006-05-06 [B-Raz]: lol excuse you lol :P

2006-05-07 [Blinded Seraphim]: ahhhhhh, felt gud too

2006-05-07 [Lust]: Hmm..

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: AHHHHH!!!!! EYEBALL LICKERS!!!!

2006-05-07 [Malve]: where?!

2006-05-08 [W!ld KAT]: who saud my name??

2006-05-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: eyeball lickers?

2006-05-08 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!!

2006-05-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: what a weird crowd @_@...

2006-05-08 [W!ld KAT]: so? *pokes*

2006-05-08 [Chelle]: Wow ive been gone all weekend anything new happen?

2006-05-09 [W!ld KAT]: eh,..not really,...

2006-05-09 [Chelle]: oh ok well that kinda sux haha

2006-05-09 [W!ld KAT]: eh,...sure why not,..

2006-05-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: AH! ive been pokied!

2006-05-10 [W!ld KAT]: you know you liked it,....

2006-05-10 [Blinded Seraphim]: Did not! >.< personal space!

2006-05-10 [W!ld KAT]: oh, ok,...*shrinks into dark corner*

2006-05-10 [Chelle]: =O whats with all the poking

2006-05-10 [Malve]: *pokes [Chelle]* .. hehehe *smirks* It is.. culture

2006-05-10 [Dead Girl]: *yawns*

2006-05-10 [Chelle]: =O ive been poked *pokes random person*

2006-05-10 [W!ld KAT]: ouch!!

2006-05-11 [Chelle]: hahaha it wasnt me!! i saw them run <that way it was a drive-by-poking

2006-05-12 [W!ld KAT]: oh really? schweet,...i love gettin poked,...

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: DRIVE-BY POKING!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: *runs and hides behind her barricade of carrots*

2006-05-12 [itweetinHEELS]: ^^

2006-05-13 [Invader Havoc]: I was in a car accident with my boyfriend guys

2006-05-13 [W!ld KAT]: why?

2006-05-13 [itweetinHEELS]: whoa. Are you hurt anywhere?

2006-05-13 [W!ld KAT]: you aiight?

2006-05-13 [angelicdeath]: hello ppl

2006-05-14 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!! *attacks [angelicdeath]

2006-05-14 [Malve]: XD XD hehe

2006-05-15 [W!ld KAT]: :P *tackles [Malve] also

2006-05-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: BOO!

2006-05-15 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!! *tackles on accident*

2006-05-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Ducks* XD

2006-05-15 [W!ld KAT]: *trips* oowww,...:(

2006-05-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol, oh sorry

2006-05-15 [W!ld KAT]: i'll be ok,...i guess, so what' sup?

2006-05-15 [Invader Havoc]: I am pretty fucked up... I had surgery and will need plastic surgery later.... and Oliver didn't make it *cries*

2006-05-16 [angelicdeath]: *looks around wondering wat happened

2006-05-16 [W!ld KAT]: i sry hunnni,...*hugs gently*

2006-05-16 [Invader Havoc]: thanx... it's so hard... I miss him so BAD!... but... I might be pregnant with his kid... so I have hope

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: How did the accident happen? If are pregnant, it could be a gift from God and Oliver to you.

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: I wish I had a baby.

2006-05-16 [Malve]: I am sorry :(

2006-05-16 [fazz]: I BWANNA JOIN, I WANNA BE AN ASASSIN

2006-05-16 [Malve]: hmm intruder.. or guest?... *gets my razor sharp cards ready for any sneaky attacks, such as paper cuts between fingers* mwahaha XD

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: *gets razor dildo ready, too*

2006-05-16 [fazz]: oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh that sounds nasty

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: There are certain rules. You have to know how to use proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

2006-05-16 [Malve]: *italian accent* yeah you betta' watch it...

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: You also have to be serious about your work. This is a big responsibility.

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o *takes a couple steps back just incase, with his Sc-20K ready at aim*

2006-05-16 [Malve]: *smirks under my hat*

2006-05-16 [fazz]: * jumpa out window and runs off*

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *smirks also mocking her*

2006-05-16 [Malve]: You don't mock family. hehehe We scared him off. We're good.

2006-05-16 [fazz]: * walks up behind [Voice of the Voiceless] and[Malve]* so was that a yes or no

2006-05-16 [Malve]: *turns around throwing a card at [fazz]'s face giving him a papercut on his cheek* If you want to join the family, you have to talk to the Don. But if you already didn't know that, perhaps you are not interessed enough to join yet?

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Isn't scared off*

2006-05-16 [fazz]: ahhh righ tha don is he on yet

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: ITS A SHE

2006-05-16 [Malve]: how... rude.

2006-05-16 [fazz]: ahhh kk is she on sorry

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: uhhhhh...no *Begins to play his electric guitar*

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: Goodness! You should do your research before entering into dangerous territory such as ours!

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: Don't ask us again until you know what you are asking! You didn't even know The Don's gender! How dare you insult us like this!

2006-05-16 [fazz]: yeh well i saw it and well iv always wanted to be apart of tha mafia

2006-05-16 [Malve]: This is a family, you must be sincere if you want to become one of us! .. this is not somet wiki you just "join" for fun.

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: -_-..........*Screeches it then comes down into a low tune*

2006-05-16 [fazz]: nah im well serious abou this

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: Research it more. Read the wikis. I mean, HELL! You mistook The Don for a boy!!!!

2006-05-16 [Malve]: mhm.

2006-05-16 [fazz]: yeh well i thought thatkaze was a girl till i looked in his site

2006-05-16 [Malve]: You did it again! *throws another card at [fazz]*

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: WTF!?!?!?!? Get outta here! NOW!!!! *throws her razor dildo* HAH!!!! YOu can't win! *the razor dildo lodges into his head* This is our turf and you have no allies!

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